Morning Edition
Thu, Mar 12, 2026, 8:58 AM
Markets juggle Elon's đť•Ź Money launch, Bitcoin's 20M milestone, and wild AI-trading wins while Dubai real-estate tanks 27%.
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Bitcoin passes 20 million mined
Only 1M BTC left to mine—scarcity narrative heats up.
RT @brian_armstrong: The 20 millionth Bitcoin was mined yesterday. Now there are only one million new Bitcoins to be mined, which will take…
Fish Audio S2 drops open-source emotion TTS
Sub-150 ms latency voice AI unlocks new media and scam vectors.
Today we launch Fish Audio S2, a new generation of expressive TTS with absurdly controllable emotion. - open-source - sub 150ms latency - multi-speaker in one pass Real freedom of speech starts now 👇 https://t.co/nIXumES4QX
IRS 1099-DA crypto reporting nears
New tax form will auto-report trades—prepare for audits.
Form 1099-DA introduces new IRS reporting standards for digital assets. Understanding the change can help crypto investors stay informed as tax rules continue to develop.
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đť•Ź Money opens publicly next month
Elon’s payment layer could onboard millions to crypto rails.
đť•Ź Money early public access will launch next month
Dubai real-estate plunges 27% in 10 days
Sudden property crash signals regional liquidity stress.
🚨 Dubai real estate just collapsed 27% in 10 days. We’re all thinking the same thing, right? https://t.co/4sjfOLpVYr
Claude gets live options data via MCP
AI agents can now screen and trade markets in real time.
BREAKING: We just gave Claude access to the entire options and stock market and it's not a demo. It's the Unusual Whales MCP Server. It plugs directly into any AI assistant and gives it live, structured market data on demand. Build a trading bot. Build a finance dashboard. Build a screener. Build whatever you want. A thread:
AI agent turns $900 into $7.2k copying Polymarket pro
Autonomous copy-trading bots are already beating humans.
THIS IS INSANE! 🤯 Someone told an AI agent to find the best trader on Polymarket and copy their bets. 18 hours later, $900 became $7,200. We’re literally cooked. https://t.co/iGWxV6OVxj
NATO deploys AI-controlled cyborg cockroaches
Swarm robotics meets battlefield surveillance—sci-fi is here.
wtf did i just read NATO is equipping live cockroaches with AI models to spy on enemies, steering their movement with electric shocks to the nervous system! the tech is fucking insane: - each cockroach is wired with cameras, microphones and microscopic AI chips that process data locally. - swarm algorithms coordinate MULTIPLE cockroaches at once - these cyborg cockroaches are sent on military scouting missions moving through tight spaces, rubble undetected. - german military has already paid for and deployed these AI cockroaches i’ve heard of ai drones but never ai-powered fucking combat cockroaches lmaoo