Evening Edition
Sun, Mar 15, 2026, 8:58 PM
Markets are quiet while crypto Twitter debates AI job threats and 13-year-olds run arbitrage bots; traditional entertainment dominates as GTA throws cash at players and the Oscars buzz fades.
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Bitcoin weekly close targets $74-80k
Key technical level for crypto traders watching next week's range.
Looking pretty good there on that $BTC weekly close. This continues to remain true. 74-80k in this next week very likely. https://t.co/45q7ujF7jR
Thailand crowns cats national symbols
Light-hearted viral moment breaks up finance-heavy timeline.
RT @catsareblessing: THAILAND DECLARES CATS AS OFFICIAL NATIONAL SYMBOLS https://t.co/dIdzI8KdAf
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Bitcoin mirroring 2022 crash pattern
Chart similarity spooks holders fearing a repeat drawdown.
Bitcoin is STILL mirroring 2022 move-for-move. Kinda terrifying, right? 😱 We’re about to find out if history repeats itself https://t.co/XExI1KwdZF
Karpathy maps every US job's AI risk
Open-source tool scores 342 occupations; remote digital roles most exposed.
Andrej Karpathy just dropped a project scoring every job in America on how likely an AI will replace it from 0-10 > Scraped all 342 occupations from the Bureau of Labor > Fed each one to an LLM with a detailed scoring rubric > Built an interactive treemap where rectangle size = number of jobs and color = how exposed that job is to AI The key signal in his scoring: if the work product is fundamentally digital and the job can be done entirely from a home office, exposure is inherently high. The scale: 0-1: Roofers, janitors 4-5: Nurses, retail, physicians 8-9: Software devs, paralegals, data analysts 10: Medical transcriptionists Average across all 342 occupations: 5.3/10. The entire pipeline is open source. BLS scraping, LLM scoring, the visualization. All of it. Much respect for the sensei this is scary and awesome
Bot flips $2k into $178k in a month
5-min BTC arbitrage on Polymarket shows edge still exists for coders.
A BOT TURNED $2,050 INTO $178,000 IN ONE MONTH BY ARBITRAGING 5-MINUTE BITCOIN MARKETS ON POLYMARKET. It runs hundreds of times per hour, uses limit orders only, and keeps stacking small edges into a massive result. https://t.co/rFjnYQCAqH
13-year-old runs Claude arbitrage bot
Gen-Z already automating prediction-market profits while adults debate.
just saw a 13 y/o kid running 6 claude codes in a ghostty terminal asked what he was building "prediction market arbitrage bot" i didn't have the heart to tell him
GTA Online gifts $1M until April 1
Free money and 3× rewards drop to keep player counts high.
Get a GTA$1,000,000 gift just for playing anytime between now and April 1. Plus, earn 3X Rewards and up to an additional GTA$1,500,000 in the Community Series over the next three weeks. Learn more.
BBC reporter fakes hot-dog blog with AI
Viral thread exposes lazy AI content passing as journalism.
This is the most obvious AI I’ve ever seen. Look at the sign it’s not even real letters! https://t.co/IumCFOpQPD
Geopolitics keeps crypto buyers sidelined
Trader cites US foreign-policy chaos as reason to stay cash-heavy.
Inb4 China attacks Taiwan Because we're just in those kind of times right now